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themightyblim: miss-azura: bifrostedflake: MAKE LOKI FIX...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:58:14 -0400

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

katyanoctis: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: death-limes: vaspim2k13...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:56:11 -0400

katyanoctis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

turntechtier: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: this-displeases-jimmy-...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:54:59 -0400

turntechtier:

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

this-displeases-jimmy-novak:

“And that’s for yanking my heart guts!”

My favorite thing about Fiona is she is 100% ready to punch you out for being a jerk to her. She doesn’t go “Oh, maybe I deserved it” or “Next time I’ll be more gaurded and this won’t happen”

No. She’s not changing shit. It was your fault you were being an asshole, and assholes get punched in the face.

Fionna is a boss babe.

i strive to be like fionna

almostgonexx: jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:41:09 -0400

almostgonexx:

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

This legitimately makes me feel better

lounestaloki: carry-on-my-jingle-butt: thewaywardswagabond: ia...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:39:39 -0400

lounestaloki:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”

That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

This is the finest essay opening I’ve ever read.

snow-the-fox95: rojoninja: onlylolgifs: Hydrophobic...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:38:16 -0400

snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

perfect for periods

thechildof-thetardis: tinkersandtoymakers: teamfreekickass: th...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:31:13 -0400

thechildof-thetardis:

tinkersandtoymakers:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS???????

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

this post is dumb

she forgot to say “accessorize!”

I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.

Something tumblr has taught me

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:29:16 -0400

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

bigmamag: terminusundefined: cornchipz: thescienceofjohnlock: ...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:47:38 -0400

bigmamag:

terminusundefined:

cornchipz:

thescienceofjohnlock:

hophigh:

I’ll just leave this here.

um

is there context to this or

the actual explanation for this is spock being way too horny

seriously, Spock is horny, that’s the plot. welcome to the 46 time winner of the gayest slash couple ever award. no one else has won it because nothing can get this gay without there being actual gay sex.

not-enough-fandom: 67-chevy-tardis: we-are-his-army: I FUCKING MISS BOBBY I FUCKING MISS ELLEN I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:44:39 -0400

not-enough-fandom:

67-chevy-tardis:

we-are-his-army:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

You know you’re in the spn fandom when you fuckin miss SATAN

I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR

I ALMOST FUCKING MISS DICK AT THIS POINT AT LEAST HE HAD MORE CLASS THAN METATRON

bunnika: I seriously just had to teach my mother some basics of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:40:07 -0400

bunnika:

I seriously just had to teach my mother some basics of parenting.

Both photos are of my daughter in October, the first in 2011, the second in 2012. I let her pick out her own clothes, shoes, haircuts, hair colors, anything superficial, really. She’s too young to understand the permanence of piercings, so she doesn’t have any. But hair grows, shoes get grown out of, clothes go threadbare. These things don’t really matter—shouldn’t really matter—but anyone raising a gender-variant child knows the world isn’t that kind.

My daughter recently requested a haircut like mine. A long flop on top, pixie-length fade on the back and sides. She’s been bugging me for weeks to color her hair again, I just haven’t had the time. But today she came to me with the same shyness she keeps developing when outside our home; she’s being pressured by peers and family to look “normal,” to grow her hair long and uncolored, to dress a certain way (she hates to match), to indulge in self-consciousness, and alter or not alter her appearance to gain the approval of others, and society at large.

THIS FUCKING INFURIATES ME.

I called my mother tonight, because my daughter had become shy again, and didn’t want to color her hair anymore, and she said it was because of what her Nana had said to her. My mother told me we should get that spray-on Halloween hair colors, so it wouldn’t be so “permanent” and my daughter could be “normal” again to avoid being bullied.

IT IS NOT THE JOB OF THE VICTIM TO STOP BEING BULLIED. IT IS THE BULLY’S JOB TO STOP BULLYING.

I know she gets teased sometimes, and we always talk about it. She stays strong and confident, so long as she has the support of those around her. But what that support falters, or pulls a 180, she’s left to crash.

She also gets teased for liking dinosaurs and not dolls. She gets teased for preferring roughhousing to playing house. She gets teased for liking Lightning McQueen and not Cinderella. Where do we draw the line?

My mother thinks this is a “minor” thing, that it’s better to just blend in. But it would plant the seed of doubt, it forms the foundation for queer kids staying in the closet, for disabled kids to feel worthless, for young girls accepting abusive partners. This is not “minor,” it is fucking MAJOR, because this is my daughter’s foundation, and it will shape her life.

Support your fucking kids. Let them be who they want to be, look how they want to look, and play how they want to play. And make sure they know that you will love them no matter what.

darkflamesash: edgebug: edgebug: Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:35:31 -0400

darkflamesash:

edgebug:

edgebug:

Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode

PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT

painfully-androgynous: noonestaysatthetop-forever: I just went...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:09:08 -0400

painfully-androgynous:

noonestaysatthetop-forever:

I just went back to the very last page of my likes to find this post.

“haven’t blinked in the last 25 minutes”

i-am-misha-too: theawesomeneko: dragongirl007: dashiecrash: O...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:04:16 -0400

i-am-misha-too:

theawesomeneko:

dragongirl007:

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

I read somewhere that people were literally falling out of their seats laughing at that scene when the movie was first screened.

I always crack up when I see it :)

Anyone else freaking out about the bottom gif how when he turns around, the flower and lei just suddenly appear out of nowhere?

OMG

the-absolute-funniest-posts: fyspringfield: Can we just take a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:57:14 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fyspringfield:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?

mmmcookies22: punziepond: kittykittydontpanic: bougiegal: just a reminder than tumblr gets face...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:54:57 -0400

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens?

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

Attention all Doctor Who fans! Reblog (one time only please) for a surprise in your ask!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:43:13 -0400

nsome: hokuto-ju-no-ken: angelshavethephonebox: atem-lo-levad:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:41:03 -0400

nsome:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

angelshavethephonebox:

atem-lo-levad:

if this is true…i’m running away to neverland

THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.

It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.

AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.

HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.

Oh, he WAS fired? Well dang.

even peter pan does not have job security

arms-around-cas: #THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:39:53 -0400

arms-around-cas:

#THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I thought it was ridiculous...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:35:28 -0400

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: I thought it was ridiculous that DA2 had so many more cameos than DAA. Why would Leliana, Zevran, Merrill, Cullen, etc show up for Hawke but not for the Warden in DAA?